things i’m down for:
• car sex
• couch sex
• bedroom sex
• shower sex
• balcony sex
• changing room sex
• parking lot sex
• movie theater sex
• sex
• car sex
• couch sex
• bedroom sex
• shower sex
• balcony sex
• changing room sex
• parking lot sex
• movie theater sex
• sex
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re having sex, when I’m just trying to find the nerve to hold your hand.
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”